the biggest loser

of course i'm talking about america's biggest retard bode miller. i am happy to announce that he goes home with zero metals. the u.s. should be proud to claim bode as the most hyped up, sucky skier in olympic history. maybe next time you shouldn't be such an ass you homo. here's an actual quote from this douche: "Me, it's been an awesome two weeks," Miller said. "I got to party and socialize at an Olympic level." partying, socializing, and sucking at basketball, he must have forgotten the real reason he was there in the first place. now go home you disgraceful stupid lush.

so i got my first decision in the mail yesterday. regardless if it was an acceptance or rejection, i'm just glad to finally get something. this first one is from ohio state university. and no, i'm not telling what the decision was. and don't bother asking cuz only myself and kim will know. and kim will only know if she bothers to check out the side of the refrigerator. there will be three stacks magnetized on the fridge: wait list, accepted, rejected. so if you do want to know the status so far, come on over and check out the fridge. in fact, i think i'll check the mail now and see if i got anything else...well take a look at that. it pays to check the mail. i can now scratch off university of illinois and northeastern university. well, three down, fourteen to go.

my hair is getting so long that it's going into my ears now. it's pretty annoying. and i look like a bum now. i can't wait for summer time to hit so i can play video games for days on end. i still need to work on san andreas, call of duty, and maybe i'll get halo 2. i'll play the first one fo sho. life will be so easy then. granted life is pretty easy now, but no one wants to do homework. we have some mold fungus alien growth thing happening in our spare bedroom closet that i've been trying to destroy the past few days. i'm losing the battle. went to carl's last night and i got this cheap ass chicken sandwich that just did not do it for me. two bites and i was done. got a delicious chocolate shake from baskin robbins, brought it home, cat knocked it on the carpet and it basically poured out everywhere. yeah i pretty much went on a rampage. and now we have a nice brown stain in the front room. then we watched return of the king extended version and holy crap, why did they cut the part of the sauron's crazy looking teeth guy from the theatrical version??? that was crazy to watch. would have been one of the most memorable scenes from the movie. that was probably the highlight of my night.

so there is this assclown named jim michaelis who is some vp at uvsc. i think he is charge of planning and facilities. either way, he's in charge of parking as well. originally he said, "sure, since the police department is moving closer to campus, we'll give you all employee parking passes so you can park right next to where you'll work. oh, and don't worry about students cuz we'll give them a pass also." one week later..."well, actually, the three students that work for you are going to have to pay for student parking passes, park in a student lot, and walk to their work even if it's snowing and 1 at night. the reason? well my official statement is probably to be fair to other students that work on campus or that it's just the way the rules are. but really it's because i'm a douche and i wouldn't want to skip out on making a few extra bucks for the parking nazis even though dispatch helps out parking more than they probably should." i'm sure if he ever read this then he'd try and get me fired or suspended, so keep this between you and me. the lady at work said we wouldn't actually be moving now until maybe the end of april anyways, so none of this really matters i guess. but still, like mel gibon in payback, i'm a man of principle.

well i work tonight from 1 to 7, so if are you just dying to talk to me, give the old uvsc police department a call and your friendly neighborhood dispatcher will be glad to chat. but not too much, i have homework and movies to watch. have a chill saturday.